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Mabby Congress, a single mother of three. Whilst on holiday in California, Mabby shoots a sailor named Frank. His mother, Betsy vows to avenge her son’s murder. She tracks down Mabby to a pilchard farm just outside LA. However, Betsy is instantly enchanted by Mabby’s beautiful silky skin and is unable to kill her. The two soon fall in love.

Mabby convinces Betsy to undergo hyper duralink stretch surgery. However, the treatment goes horribly wrong! Betsy transitions into a astro rim raider with an insatiable appetite for child flesh boiled in pornographic jazz butter! Fearing the worse, Mabby and the children head to a secret synagogue in Afghanistan.

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There’s a gentle new girl in Maiden Valley and she has everybody talking. Stunningly tall and devastatingly strange, all the girls want her. However, Shannon Novak has a secret – She’s a Velcro witch corpse.

Emily Woods is an obnoxious, dirty girl who enjoys eating midnight lipstick. She becomes fascinated by Shannon who can stop Aids with her bare hands. She doesn’t understand why she’s so unsociable.

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When odd shaped seaweed starts turning up all over Maiden Valley, Emily begins to fear the worst. The gay electro fool urges her to report Shannon to the Village Corpse Society and she knows she should, so what’s stopping her?

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