long train pulling into station - title: 'MONDAY'
passenger leaving train on platform.

He arrived this morning.

Menacing creature approaching woman chained to wall.

He talked for a long time about the operation. . .

Impressionist painting- female chained to wall.

. . .and my chance of recovery.

close up of female face in pain.

He reassured me all will be well in the end.

blue background - Title: 'Tuesday'.
Female secretary working at desk in office.

The girls threw a leaving party.

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We had a great time. Mazinda baked a delicious Venus cake and we drank Keylow wine. How wonderful it is to see smiling faces again.

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Suki said she was going to miss me. Funny? We've never really spoken that much.

Impressionist painting: woman seated on bed in fetal position.

Today was a good day.

title: WEDNESDAY. Impressionistic painting of tree behind wall.
Impressionist painting of leafy suburban street.

The new disease is spreading!

symbolic symbols within black and red triangle.

This morning the High Decoders ordered all children under the age of 5 to undergo the operation. No doubt some people will use this as an excuse to protest.

woman in silhouette standing against window.

It was such a beautiful evening I thought about walking down to the beach, but Authorities say it's still not safe. Spent the night thinking about Father.

man falling off cliff edge into flames.

I refuse to believe the lies spread about quarantine camps. The network shows us what great work they do. Though I miss him dearly, I know Father is being taken good care of.

crowds marching. Title: Thursday.
Crowds marching in blue robes.

A new signal has been received.

female wearing symbolic headwear

Decoders are interpreting the meaning of the latest signal. I'm starting to feel anxious again.

Impressionist painting - female executioner.

Networks reassure us that Authorities are working around the clock securing our safety.

Two women on bare floor embracing.

I leave for the hospital tomorrow. I must be ready at 6am. I will say my goodbyes now.

abstract cartoon. Title caption: 'FRIDAY'
abstract texture pattern.

Arrived at the hospital.

Impressionist painting - creepy mansion house surrounded by baron landscape

My room is devoid of furniture except for a single bed and side cupboard. At 12pm I am due to undertake sedation tank therapy. All garments of clothing and jewelry have been removed.

Impressionist painting - female crucified.

9pm. Back in my room. I am slowly recovering from todays therapy session. My body aches all over, but my mind is overflowing with a myriad of vibrant images.

horned demons screaming. Warlock walking into distance.

My ears are ringing with the echo of mantras. I find myself repeating them over and over.

mutilated face showing white eyeballs.

"Truth is chaos. Logic a disease."

"Freedom from caring, responsibility, guilt and remorse."

Astronauts carrying box towards rocket on the horizon.

"Live according to the book of Signals."

woman casting demon shadow.

"Return to super nature. The one true state of being."

blood stained hand smeared down glass screen.
abstract texture

Something seems wrong.

Impressionist painting - pile of corpses.

Could not sleep last night, the screams kept me awake. It sounded like those of children.

Impressionist painting - cane toad

This morning I was served a glass of milk. It tasted slimy and bitter. Sat on my bed and stared blankly at the wall opposite. I think I'm going to be sick!

female vampire biting neck of woman.

Felt unwell all day so called for help. A women entered the room and smeared a sticky liquid across my lips. It made me drowsy. Slept until 6pm. Woke up feeling weak and vulnerable.

abstract cartoon two naked female corpses
Ochre background texture.

All will be well in the end.

alien creature silhouetted against light halo.

This morning I heard his voice outside the room. He has arrived to operate. Until now I have never questioned the signals, but somehow I have a nagging feeling. . .

Colorful spiral galaxy.

What if Authorities are lying and there is no new disease? What then are the operations for? What if we are being infected instead of cured?

Masked men surround a woman.

But why would they lie? What would it achieve? After all, if we can't believe our leaders then who?

"All will be well in the end."

That's what he said in the beginning and I believe him.

In the end I will be well.

the end.

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