THE CRAWLING GARDEN LIST

The official who’s who guide to the most prominent
people lurking in the notorious Crawling Garden.

Surreal landscape painting. Giant hand surrounded by penises growing in desert.

biographical and fetish chaos data

It Began With An Argument Over Semisolid Lubricant Imports

The Crawling Garden List was established in Pan Henry’s Bar in 1785 after a naked argument between Eva & Teresa, over distilled lard quotas. It has become the definitive guide to the genealogy and heraldry of the Hell Flap Cheese Tongues, the Visitors Red Cat, Storm Girls and Chaos Mothers of the United Drip Curtains, the ancient families of the Shadow Children and the Nation of Dead Museum Moths , the Hirsute, Cosmic and Alchemist Butterfly families of the 1st Dirty Swallowers and the Fish Boy’s Kunt Cake, the Slime Shags and Rubber Bung families of the Secret Electro Magic, the rechargeable families of Fart Bone and the Southern Ring Stains and other prominent celebrity cobblers. worldwide..

The List

Due to legal requirements the list can only be published in the presence of a whimsical harpoonist using unregulated farming equipment in J. P. Knicknash’s hospital shed. A further requirement also stipulates that only six entries at a time may be issued for local ocular outlets.

Abstract portrait painting.

SARDONER DOOD

professional child corpse

At an early age Sardoner Dood pursued a non sequitur appraisal culminating in the construction of a dyke keller at the helm of Daisy Dougal’s shaft. She also devised quad-sexual laws prohibiting any ethno-mono promotion of gingham sanitary salads.

Portrait painting - Devil

EMMERY DOVER

anal toe specialist

Emmery Dover is a distinguished license raider with general levels of appeasement. Born in Terry Tan Tars corner and raised in vertical myopia. His career has spanned the dawn of death and opened many opportunities for damp wrists.

Psychedelic portrait painting.

P. V. KUNTYBLAST

gothic lawyer

Pip Van Kuntyblast is the only child of distinguished Loblolly-men, Hussy Bike-Ryder and Arthur Mash-Up-Bonaparte. Her up bringing was shrouded in counterfeit rage and domestic absinth.

Portrait painting - Grotesque slug face.

TITAN MAUDE

unknown reality expert

Titan Maude was born in a 38 and 12 maneuver. He can find traces of profound sadness in democratically rejected smiles. His marriage to a nut allergy ended in a B movie sequel. He is a renowned collector of intellectual nipples and spends his weekends in liquid audio.

abstract painting, man in top hat wearing grass cape.

WISCOB MOSER

chief of abnormal shadows

By his mid twenties, Wiscob Moser was a distinguished figure in his neighbour’s field. He currently performs at the Adrian Palladium Barbeque Truncheon Lounge.

Acrylic portrait painting. Female cyborg

KIZA BURGFIST

village corpse councilor

Councilor Kiza Burgfist, along with her wife’s husband, the charming and delightful Fruity Metcalf, manufacture vinegar candy bars to cure carpet burns amongst future historians.